Slack. you want it. they won’t give it to you. you have to find it yourself. grab it. take it. wrestle it away from them.

but what is slack? that is the eternal question. as “bob” says… if you have never been there, i can’t tell you howto get there. but if you have been there, I can show you how to stay there. below we will post confirmed instances of slack. its our little way to help you mutants twist away the gates of steel.

SLACK EXAMPLE TWO

Heathcliff. Long written off as a temu grade version of america’s favorite feline, garfield. They were wrong. they always are. the true prince was always heathcliff. the pencil was passed from george gately to his nephew, peter gallagher in 1998, and a new era of slack was gifted to the world. heathcliff is slack personified. helmets. a jailbird father. best friend is a hypercharismatic frog. obsession with food. no respect for the laws of man. we salute thee, heathcliff.

slack example one

Sometimes slack evolves, much like we do, or rather devolves in the truest mutant manner. at the time, this little communication device was a symptom of the capatist flu, a utilitarian household appliance reworked in the image of consumerisms current false prophet. but now, even the game show on which this was a valued “prize” has become an artifact of slack in itself. layers upon layers. to own this now, to use it in defiance of the pinks and their cellular agenda, would be slack of the highest order.

subvert and refuse to convert!